The other day， I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.Some people are afraid of heights.Not me， I‘m afraid of widths.

I had a dog once.I spilled spot remover on him， and now he‘s gone.

I put contact lenses in my dog‘s eyes.They had little pictures of cats on them.Then

……

>>查看更多

一个乞丐在街头行乞，这时，一个路人走来，他看了看乞丐说：你身强力壮，又没有残疾，凭啥要我给你钱？

乞丐大怒，说：难道为了向你讨几个臭钱，我还要把自己弄成残疾不成？