The other day， I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.Some people are afraid of heights.Not me， I‘m afraid of widths.

I had a dog once.I spilled spot remover on him， and now he‘s gone.

I put contact lenses in my dog‘s eyes.They had little pictures of cats on them.Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay.It‘s fun to call him..."Come here， Stay!Come here， Stay!”

He went insane.Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.He‘s an East German Shepherd.