男人Lv8 初入说偶网 2018-05-09 09:58:19
阿忠在房间打了电话问饭店柜台:“你能告诉我台北和纽约的时差吗?”
总机:“JUSTAMINUTE...”
阿忠回了一句:“THANKYOU“,然後挂断了电话。
你说爱我却和她勾搭Lv8 初入说偶网 2017-07-19 19:08:04
学生:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
学生:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
学生:I am sorry five!
上面这个故事说明咱们学生的口语是提高了,但听力还是不行,不过老外也有听错 的时候。
有个老外到唐山去旅游,住在当地一户农家里,早上起来,看见院子里有只猫,就逗
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二百五是我的态度Lv8 初入说偶网 2016-07-30 06:15:29
一同学英语不好,一天考完回家高兴的跟他妈妈说,老妈,你猜我英语考多少分, 他妈说:5分?他说,这次两位数。他妈妈说:10分?他说,你大胆猜, 他妈妈一狠心说了20分。
他说:老妈,再给你最后一次机会,他妈妈高兴的说,多少多少?
他说:7.5分。他妈从客厅把他揍到卫生间,从卫生间到阳台
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低吻丶恶魔Lv8 初入说偶网 2016-05-29 06:00:40
一个德国抢劫犯被带到法庭,法官问他是否会讲英语,年轻人
答道:“会一点儿?”
“你会讲什么?”
“把所有的钱都给我?”
相见恨晚Lv1 初入说偶网 2016-03-20 04:06:18
英语考试完毕、英语老师怒气攻心,一怒之下大吼一声:你知不知道18分是什么概念?我来告诉你丫的!于是做出了一个惊天地泣鬼神前无古人后无来者至今为我们津津乐道的举动!!她抽出了一张空白答题卡,放在地板上在正面踩了一脚,反面踩了一脚,放到读卡机器里面,然后读卡器读完这张答题卡....36分。。。。
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禁她与城念你南暖Lv5 初入说偶网 2016-01-18 04:43:56
给中国人的英语考试很无聊,给外国人考的汉语考试同样无趣。
据说某中文听力考试题这样考:“羊毛衫大减价了啊,件件10元,样样10元,全部十元了啊!
问:“什么东西10元?”
A、件件;B、样样;C、全部;D、羊毛衫
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心微动情己远Lv8 初入说偶网 2015-05-18 20:36:13
The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会,圣会) always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "
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十夏Lv8 初入说偶网 2015-05-17 11:24:18
I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, "That's not bad for a man of my age."
Overhearing this, a woman remarked, "You mean to say it too
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冰冷的心脏Lv5 初入说偶网 2015-05-17 04:13:55
The Preacher Buys a Parrot
传教士买鹦鹉
A preacher is buying a parrot.
一个传教士在买鹦鹉。
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
“你确信它不会尖叫,大叫或诅咒别人吗?”
传教士问。
"Oh absolutely. He's a religious parro
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我爱吴皇蹦恰恰Lv8 初入说偶网 2015-05-15 05:04:08
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.
"What a great realist that painter is!”
he exclaimed.
"What painter?”
"The one that painted this picture ‘Soldiers at Work‘.”
"Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren‘t working at
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恋人不敢箫声断Lv5 初入说偶网 2015-05-13 18:32:21
Captain: Are you happy now that you are in the Navy?
Able Seaman Jack: Yes, sir.
Captain: What were you before you came into the Navy?
Able Seaman Jack: Much happier.
掌中虚线Lv1 初入说偶网 2015-05-10 05:20:36
A Blind Beggar
There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check if it
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你爱我就够了Lv5 初入说偶网 2015-05-08 16:01:26
There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods.
The little
girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?”
The boy replied, "I don`t know.”
At that time he hears his mom
calling him for lunch.
He goes home and eats his lunch.
Then he
sees his dad on th
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闷骚Lv8 初入说偶网 2015-05-07 07:06:54
A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about.
"How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide.
"Exactly one hundred million and three years old.
"How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist.
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北悲嗜酒成性Lv5 初入说偶网 2015-05-06 03:43:30
if I Am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
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心里人Lv1 初入说偶网 2015-05-05 00:10:39
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?年长的童子军:上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来,那就是蘑菇。
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说好白头Lv5 初入说偶网 2015-05-03 19:56:19
A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain,asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Theking desiring to know how he claimed kindred to him, the poorfellow replied,“We are all descended from one common fatherand mother—viz., Adam and Eve.” Upon which the kinggave
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瀞瀞瀞╮夜偲Lv8 初入说偶网 2015-05-01 12:00:41
The squad were having “visual training”. One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field.The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied: “Sixteen men and a sergeant,sir.”
“Right;
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死风烟起Lv5 初入说偶网 2015-04-28 07:58:11
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically(疯狂似地) , she called to the father outside.
"Your son just swallowed a
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我的未来有你在Lv8 初入说偶网 2015-04-25 23:29:27
很多英语国家在漫长的历史中,广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天,小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话,给大家来分享一下,希望大家开心一笑,一起来看看吧!
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a pie
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