十夏Lv8 初入说偶网 2015-06-17 16:04:11
1楼。上厕所忘带纸,兜里只有女朋友的照片和100块钱,用哪张? 谁来告诉我啊
2楼。用手指!~再用水冲干净!~
3楼。用一百的啊 你不觉得用照片很疼吗 照片太硬了
4楼。用一百块的,用完洗洗干净花出去
5楼。接楼上的 洗过后买的东西还是香的
6楼。哈哈``还是把纸篓里人家用过的拿来用下算了`` (-__-这个答案真是巨耨。。)
7楼。应该上完厕所后 直接提起裤子 走人。。。。。。。。。
(哥们真大气)
8楼。哭阿~我正吃饭呢
9楼。骗人................连鞋都没有?拿
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十夏Lv8 初入说偶网 2015-05-17 11:24:18
I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, "That's not bad for a man of my age."
Overhearing this, a woman remarked, "You mean to say it too
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