春雨青森Lv5 初入说偶网 2014-12-06 18:54:36
A farmer and his son， traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane， met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist， in hurry， honked his horn .
"If you don't back up，" said the farmer， rolling up his sleeves， I won't
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春雨青森Lv5 初入说偶网 2012-05-15 02:54:58
春雨青森Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-06-17 08:46:16
父亲看了儿子的成绩单，发现有好几科不及格。
父：你国外的地理怎么也很差？
儿：因为我没去过国外吗！
父：你的历史也这么差啊？
儿：我生的太迟了，以前的事大多不知道呀！
父：怎么公民也不及格呢？
儿：我未成年，根本不算是公民嘛！！
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