青丝绾风Lv5 初入说偶网 2017-08-13 04:14:46
有一天,一休和尚何老板、李武靖一起去非洲玩。不料他们竟误闯食人族部落。食人族把一休一群人绑住准备烤来吃,酋长:烤烤你。一休:尽管考。一休话一说出就后悔了...但已来不及接受被烤的命运,只好忍着火烤之痛,拼命地想办法......突然一休灵光一闪,“?”
一声!酋长:“烤好了?”
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青丝绾风Lv5 初入说偶网 2012-09-02 17:36:50
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐
There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
那里很醒目地写着,不接受超过20美元的大钞(请自备零钱)。
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked,
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