Teacher: Where does God live?

老师：上帝住哪儿？

Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。

Teacher: Why do you say that?

老师：为什么这么说？

Student: Well， every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says， "God， are you still in there?"

学生：因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门

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