兴趣和你Lv5 初入说偶网 2015-05-14 13:04:53
老处女一直找不到对象,绝望地跳楼自杀,恰巧落入一辆运香蕉的卡车里,老处女以为到了天堂,闭着眼睛摸着满车香蕉,深情地说:不要慌,一个一个来!
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兴趣和你Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-11-23 17:48:16
1、杨过被郭芙斩断右臂后,默默地把微博个人资料的“感情状况”栏从“恋爱中”改成了“丧偶”。
2、昨日,一哥们问我“美女穿上铁裤衩,打三个国家?”
我答不出,那哥们说,美、法、日。
3、浪漫点的男友会对女友说:我会陪你到地老天荒。文艺点的男友会说:执子之手与子偕老。2B男友对女友说:我会陪你到精尽人亡。
4、问:哪种饮料能让胸部丰满起来?
答:美酒加咖啡,E杯又E杯。
5、才发现安全套有个那么可爱的名字,叫拦精灵。。。
6、每当看到一瓶水写着“500mL康师傅”,我一直在想,“伍佰他到底和康师傅做了什么!”
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兴趣和你Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-08-04 20:31:07
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.
Well done. Who was that?
My granny.
Good b
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