喝一杯温柔的酒Lv5 初入说偶网 2015-10-18 05:15:42
马里什同爸爸去看田径赛。
“爸爸,为什么这些叔叔都跑得这么快呢?”
“这是在比赛,谁跑第一谁就是冠军,还可以拿到奖品?”
“可后面那些人为什么还跑呢?他们能得到什么呢?”
喝一杯温柔的酒Lv5 初入说偶网 2014-12-27 07:46:08
病人:“我作了阑尾手术之后,体重减轻了差不多15公斤。”
外科医生:“瞧你说的,哪有15公斤重的阑尾。”
喝一杯温柔的酒Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-12-24 00:16:23
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I‘m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o‘clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.”
The second ol
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