one day， a father and his little son were going home. at this age， the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now， he asked， "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk'， dad?" "well， my son，" his father replied， "look， there are standing two policeme

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1、情人节最适合玩的游戏，消灭一对又一对！一起来玩连连看~~

2、情人节的心情：住的很蜗居，活的很窝囊，心里很窝火…

3、情人节的想法：青春就像麻将，要么放炮，要么自摸。多少宅男腐女，机关算尽，只为享受推倒那一刻……

4、学生收到的情人节提醒：您的寒假已不足5天，请及时充值......... 给力回复：尊敬的用户，您本年度寒假已用完，若本年度继续使用，将以旷课计费，敬请留意。

5、马上要情人节了，哪家有闺女借咱一个，明年一大一小给还俩！

6、宝贝问：“情人节快到了，怎么过呢？”

我：“那你觉得我们该怎么过？”

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