1、刚才一同事看报纸问了句“昨天中国队一比几赢的?”

2、解说员：冲出亚洲、冲出世界！

3、有一天去天津比较出名的大桥道食品店买吃的。差不多每次都要买老婆饼吃吃！结果那天我看到新出了一种稍微小一号的饼，样子基本一致，可是我不确定，于是向售货员阿姨发问：“这个是小老婆饼吗？？”

4、平时工作一直很忙，情人节，下班比较晚，急匆匆的去买花，老婆在家做饭等我，打来电话，问我什么时候回家，我骗老婆说，还要很久，听到她不是很高兴的挂了电话，我心说，给你个惊喜……，买了花，又匆忙去买巧克力，又匆忙去打车，很久打不到，终于找到车，到家，匆忙上楼，悄悄开门，看到老婆在厨

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A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.

"Stop， stop， " a passenger looked out of the window， and shouted at the young man， "you can't catch it ! "

"I must，" the young fellow said， out of breath， "because I&a

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