长腿欧巴苦酒Lv5 初入说偶网 2012-01-11 22:20:53
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.
Mary: Why was that?
Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
麦克:一次舞会上,当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时,她非常尴尬。
玛丽:为什么会那样呢?
麦克:她根本就没有带面具。
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长腿欧巴苦酒Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-12-07 10:53:58
记得大学的时候上课突然搞个模拟法庭,辩论的, 抽中我宿舍的一哥们,另一个同学讲得很精彩,宿舍那哥们压力很大。
直到他上台,想了很久最后就憋出一句:法官大人,我是来自首的!