Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this． One evening he had invited several friendsto dinner， and while they were sitting at the table， one of thefriends told a funny story． Everyone laughed， and SirWilliam， who had laughed as loud as anyone， said，“That was a ve

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1、Word是个女的，整天劳力唠叨，跟唐僧似的；

Excel是个男的，横平竖直，理性而严谨；

PPT是个老总秘书，打扮的花里胡哨，整天游走于各个会议室房间。

2、年轻老师的感慨：“自打我教书到现在，基本已经发现小学女生萝莉化，中学女生动漫化，大学女生女优化的社会趋势。”

3、0-3岁：奶瓶；4-22岁:可乐杯；23—50岁：酒杯；51-70:茶杯；71岁以后：吊瓶。。。活着就是一个杯具接一个杯具！！！

4、女人啊，小时候有爸爸疼，长大了有老公疼，老了有儿子疼。

男人啊，小时候听妈妈的话，长大了听老婆的话，老了听女儿的

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