There were these two cows， chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said， "I tell you， this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.”

The other cow replies， "I ain‘t worried， it don‘t af

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小学时一个很讨厌的男生找我借橡皮，我不借，他就死缠烂打，之后我用尽全身的力气狂吼了一句：“我不嫁(借)给你！

当时同学们立马安静下来了！