今天母亲节，想起老婆室友的糗事，还是在读书时，此人就已进化成终极御姐了，母亲节那天，御姐的母亲提了一大桶衣服准备去洗，御姐说：妈，今天是母亲节，你不要去洗衣服了，节日快乐！她母亲听后大为感动说：今天你帮我洗？御姐淡定的说：不，留着明天再洗。

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An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear， went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'

'Seven dollars， Madam， it is very cheap.'

The lady said， 'It is too much， give it to me for fourteen.'

'I did not

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