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  • 有一天几个当官的和他手下来饭店吃饭,店里有个服务员(女)刚来18岁属狗经验不丰,进了饭店后。

    领导说:“小姐!茶!”

    小姐:“1234567”(原来他以为叫他查人数,没经验)

    领导:倒茶!!

    小姐:“7654321”

    领导:“你数啥喃!”

    小姐:“我属狗”(答非所问)

    ……

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  • "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, Wha

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