答非所问

离不开了╮Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-05-17 03:44:26

有一天几个当官的和他手下来饭店吃饭，店里有个服务员（女）刚来18岁属狗经验不丰，进了饭店后。

领导说：“小姐！茶！”

小姐：“1234567”（原来他以为叫他查人数，没经验）

领导：倒茶！！

小姐：“7654321”

领导：“你数啥喃！”

小姐：“我属狗”（答非所问）

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英语笑话：智力缺陷 Mental deficiency

离不开了╮Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-01-02 00:29:42

"Would you mind telling me， Doctor，" Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier，" he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates， that puts you on the track." " Well， Wha

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