老师对一个睡觉刚醒的学生说：“我特意大声讲课，你却故意

睡觉。”

“我特意睡觉，你却故意大声吵闹。”

学生回答说。

1、和女朋友去吃火锅，我指着鸳鸯锅说：你看，这火锅就好比咱们俩。

她说：你是说我像麻辣锅一样火辣，而你像清汤锅一样淡然？

我说：不，我是说我就是这个麻辣的，而你是麻辣隔壁的！

2、排队买早餐，有人从背后拍了我一下，我回头一看，是俩姑娘， 其中一个害羞地笑了笑说：“不好意思啊， 认错人了……”

我回过头去，然后隐隐约约地听见其中一个姑娘说：“帅个屁啊……”

3、“给你介绍个男朋友吧，就是比较胖。”

“啊，胖还是算了吧。有多胖？”

“以前开卡宴，最近嫌挤，要换悍马才行。”

“你凭啥说我老公胖！”<

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There was a woman who was pregnant with twins， and shortly before they were due， she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business， and unable to be reached. While in the coma， she gave birth to her twins， and the only person around to name her children was her brother.……

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