爆肠子Lv1 初入说偶网 2012-08-29 03:15:43
Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan， my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm， however， I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forg
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爆肠子Lv1 初入说偶网 2012-08-05 13:09:17
1、青年跟牧师忏悔：我有罪，我总是欺骗别人。
牧师问：你欺骗了别人什么？
青年说：每当别人问我我怎么上班的时候，我总是回答坐地铁。
牧师问：难道你是坐公交或者自己开车上班？
青年答：不是，地铁上根本没空座。
2、A：“我觉得，我有恐高症。”
B：“那你拿出来让我看看！”
A：“我说，我有恐高症。”
B：“是啊！你把‘证’拿出来啊！”
3、阿呆：“我买了一百平米的房子，你们不是说好送我二十平么？”
售楼小姐：“你看那阳台。”
阿呆：“那阳台怎么看也就五平吧。”
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