随风旅行Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-10-09 17:30:30
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch（西瓜地）at night and eat his watermelons.
After some careful thought he comes up with a clever idea that he thinks will scare the kids away for s
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随风旅行Lv8 初入说偶网 2013-12-18 16:18:31
1、儿子上幼儿园，某天回家缠着我要钱，问其原因，儿子开心的说：妈妈，小妞妞说给她十块钱就做我女朋友。
老公拿出二十元，说：都给她吧，不用找了！
瞧这二货父子。
2、小明：“爸爸，我们为什么要给爷爷烧纸钱？”
爸爸：“你不是要喝豆浆吗？有钱能使鬼推磨。”
3、昨天老爸生日，下班后带着礼物回到家。
然后陪他们聊天，转眼天快黑了，老爸支支吾吾地说：闺女，你赶紧回去吧，你看天都黑了，你妈也没有给咱做饭吃的意思。。。
4、妹妹出嫁了，妈妈在微信群里说：要不要回家住两天？
妹妹：不
妈妈：为什
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