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  • 话说有一个美女深夜被打劫。

    劫匪“把身上值钱的东西都拿出来!”

    美女遂从之。

    劫匪拿了东西又仔细盯了美女一会“把衣服全脱了!”

    美女心想终究还是逃不过,遂从之。

    男子认真看她脱完后“算你老实,没藏东西”于是掉头就走了……

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  • A lady went to a pet shop to buy a parakeet. She asked the clerk for a bird that could sing. The man sold her a parakeet, and she took it home. There, she examined the bird and found out it had a broken leg. She returned to the store with the bird and told the clerk that the bird had a broken leg

    ……

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