清与水美好的昨天Lv5 初入说偶网 2013-12-18 05:05:27
话说文革时期武斗正闹的急，一个买卖早点的小摊，人很多排着队，一个年轻人拿出一把匕首，对前的人说道：“我先来”。
这时又来了一个人，摸出一把手枪，说道“都滚蛋，让大爷先来”。
这时只见小摊主从摊子下拖出一支冲锋枪。
说到给都老子排好队!
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清与水美好的昨天Lv5 初入说偶网 2012-04-08 14:52:29
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says， "Herman， be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"
Herman says，"I know， but there isn't just one， there are h
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