青山深深Lv5 初入说偶网 2015-11-09 02:53:59
1、“做思想工?”
这个词儿,基本上就等同于软磨硬泡不要脸地让人听你的吧。
2、烦恼就像屎一样,当然能排出体外,可那只是因为有新的正在酝酿。
3、性格温和,学识不错,不抽烟,不喝酒,不去夜店,这样的好男人。。。注定是备胎!
4、新版结婚誓词:我们自愿结为夫妻,从今天开始,无论房价上涨还是下跌,无论限购还是限贷,无论首付优惠还是拆迁分房,无论避税还是学区房,我们都风雨同舟,患难与共,同甘共苦,永不分开!
5、小时候家里穷,勒紧裤腰带过日子,现在工作了,连裤腰带都买不起。
6、你把铲子放进滚烫的锅里,它却从不反抗,不是因
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青山深深Lv5 初入说偶网 2014-12-11 23:05:13
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he‘s getting sentimental because they‘re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father t
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