There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good， she took a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on this ride， she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped the car to take in their beauty. She noticed the farmer just stand

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护士：喂，您是教授吗？告诉您一个好消息，您做爸爸啦！就在刚才！

教授：噢，请您先不要告诉我妻子，我要让她大吃一惊！