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老婆问老公：什么叫桑拿?
老公说：男的爽，女的拿(小费)
绅士级殺手Lv5 初入说偶网 2014-08-13 20:43:19
The First parent
by Bill Cosby
Whenever your kids are out of control， you can take comfort from the thought that even God‘s omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth， God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don‘t.”
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