青丝于手Lv5 初入说偶网 2016-05-31 03:20:02
加班早上上班后。阿呆：“老板，我从昨天下班一直加班到现在？”
老板：“辛苦辛苦？”
阿呆：“老板，那……这个加班工资…？”
老板：“我先核实一下？”
数分钟后。
老板：“阿呆！！你昨天下班没打卡，今天上班也没打卡，扣你两天工资？”
阿呆：“…？”
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青丝于手Lv5 初入说偶网 2012-01-07 18:19:55
A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.
Judge: Have you ever stolen things?
Thief: Oh， now and then.
Judge: And where have you stolen these things?
Thief: Oh， here and there.
Judge: Right. Lock him up， officer.
Thief: Hey， when do I get out jai
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