里卡：“医生，你赶快告诉我，我不小心吃了墨水，该怎么办？”

医生：“没有问题，孩子。赶快再吃几张吸水纸吧？”

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said， "I'm here because my house burned down， and the insurance company paid for everything."

"That's quite a coincidence，" said the engineer. "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood， and my insur

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