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Englishman
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor agai
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1、门卫招聘,一身材瘦弱的男子来应聘。
老板打量了他一下说“我们需要一个''''以小人之心度君子之腹''''的门卫,他要有强烈的疑心病、敏锐的目光、高度的警觉、机警过人的听觉,还应有雄壮的身材、杀气腾腾的个性,易怒、凶暴,谁惹了他,他会马上变成恶魔。”
“那让我老婆来试试吧!”
男子小声的说。
2、“亲爱的,我看上了一个项链,很漂亮,就是有点贵,舍不得买。”
“多少钱啊!喜欢就买了吧。”
“39.9呢!”
“你TM要买就买,不要一天没事吓老子。”
3、一男子无意中发现自己老婆出轨,便毫不犹豫的
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