１s”_似锦Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-10-14 14:22:14
The girl found the go-between and said， "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?"
"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side， When you met first， I told you that he settled on you with one eye.
姑娘找到媒人，说：“你欺骗了我。他的一只眼
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我不能给你的她可以Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-10-11 14:16:58
有一天，一个印地安小孩问他爸爸说："dad，我的名字怎么来的?"父亲
回答说："我们族人命名都是以小孩子刚出生时，父亲看到的第一见事物来命名的"像你哥哥，他刚出生时，我一出门就见到了青山，所以他叫Blue-mountain像你姊姊，她刚出生时，我一出门就见到鸟在飞，所以他叫Bird-flying.这就是我们族人命名的方式.
父亲顿了一下，然後回过头说："对了，Dog-fucking，你刚刚问我什么问题?”
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随风旅行Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-10-09 17:30:30
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch（西瓜地）at night and eat his watermelons.
After some careful thought he comes up with a clever idea that he thinks will scare the kids away for s
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如鲸向海Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-10-06 19:47:18
A young businessman had just started his business， and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there， he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy， the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitmen
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有文化旳流氓Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-10-04 11:51:01
A Girl's Name
When our daughter was born， we named her Myles， after my beloved late（已故的） father， despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） .
Years later， when I felt she was old enough to understand， I explained to Myles， Your name is very special. I named you a
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几番浓情Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-10-03 01:13:14
As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens， a lady asked the stewardess: "What‘s that stuff on those hills?”
"Just snow，" replied the stewardess.
"That‘s what I thought，" said the lady， "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece.”
东街烂人Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-10-01 11:24:27
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit，"Hey mom，the dentist says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised，"It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth -
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等待是最矫情的自嗨憔悴Lv5 初入说偶网 2014-09-29 04:00:02
大家有没有这样的经历，和老外讲笑话，无论笑话冷热与否，常常遭遇比冷笑话还要冷的冷场，爆冷，简直是一路撒冷，只剩下我们一脸华丽的黑线；而我们在看美剧的时候，也常常听不懂男女猪脚搞笑的对话。
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ァ停在昨天Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-09-17 10:17:38
My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store， and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back， I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red light， I turned around and waved my hands， calling her name to distract her. I gave her my biggest smile and blew her a kiss.
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长厮守Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-09-14 04:57:48
我曾参加过一个员工管理培训课程，我们班上基本上都是成年人和一些半工半读的学生。一天晚上我们在课上讨论工作丰富化的问题……
My personnel-management class consisted mainly of adult， working students. One night while discussing job enrichment， the teacher asked if any of us would be happy doing what we did that day for the rest of our lives. A student in
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梅月Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-09-13 10:46:28
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked， "What happened?"
"A kid bit me，" replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where，" said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
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枕边书比水淡Lv5 初入说偶网 2014-09-11 17:19:26
Mrs. Brown: Oh， my dear， I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use， my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
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爱的深伤的深Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-09-09 10:52:51
Give up your seat to a lady
Little Johnny says "Mom， when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning， he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"You've done the right thing，" says Mommy.
"But Mommy， I was sitting on daddy's lap."
给女士让座
小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，他
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ε猫公主殿下ωLv8 初入说偶网 2014-09-07 16:32:16
One guy goes to a doctor and says， "Doctor， my wife has lost her voice. What
should I do to help her get it back? ”
The doctor replies， "Try to come home at 3 in the morning.”
小矮子抽烟会呛Lv5 初入说偶网 2014-09-02 09:28:54
Boy: Hi， didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还是两次，我忘记了。
女孩：应该只有一次吧，我从不犯两次同样的错误。
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南别谷堆与你Lv5 初入说偶网 2014-08-31 01:10:37
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other， what would I have?Student: Big hands.
老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？
学生：大手。
走到最后Lv1 初入说偶网 2014-08-29 04:11:28
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc，" he said， "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed， I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year，" said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week， and I'll cure your fears." How much do
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愛丄、勒囡囝Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-08-22 22:43:07
Compare other things？比一下其他？
Son: Mom， John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed.
Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things?
Son: Yes， his mother is prettier than you.
儿子：妈妈，John有双乔丹签名的球鞋。
妈妈：你只关心这个吗？不会比一下其它东西？
儿子：有啊，他
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爱恨都已倾城Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-08-22 18:53:03
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊） .
I couldn't help noticing how happy you look， she says. What's your secret for a long， happy life?
I smoke three packs a day， drink a case of whiskey a week， eat fatty foods and never，
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鱼沉深海Lv8 初入说偶网 2014-08-21 12:19:01
"All the kids make fun of me，" the boy cried to his mother， "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them，" his mother comforted him， "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven
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