薄情爱人安之若素Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-18 21:11:10
The ability of the Kangaroo
The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo， but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet， but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated， the zoo director ha
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优雅控Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-16 20:47:56
OLD MAGICIANS never die， they just they just change color
OLD MAGICIANS never die， they just they‘re just fooling themselves
OLD MAIDS count on fingers， but young girls count on legs
OLD MATH TEACHERS never die， they just reduce to lowest terms
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die
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猫巷与你奔跑吧兄弟Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-14 06:26:52
he first tomato has no answer， the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer， so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly， said: "we are not tomatoes? We can talk?"
两颗番茄去逛街，第一颗番茄突然走得很快，第二颗番茄就问：“我们要去哪里？”
第一颗番茄没有回答，第二颗番茄又问了一次。 第一颗番茄还没回答，所以第二颗番茄又问了
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深巷猫尾Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-11 22:35:14
Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now，can anyone give me a good example?
老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理.现在，谁给我举个例子?
John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.
约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短.
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初于最末清风与暖阳Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-08 23:58:17
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day， after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate， I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
When my dad answered， I immediately launc
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闷热的欲望Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-08 15:16:46
Our son， at age of five， had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals（长声尖叫） of delight， accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday， his dad's response always was Not as long as I'm ali
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浮生Lv1 初入说偶网 2011-09-07 22:55:18
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy，" said one man."What is it?""H， I， J， K， L， M， N， O.""What， what?" reasked the instructor."H to O，" explained the chemistry expert.
生化战争课的老师在课堂上问士兵们：“谁知道水的分子式？”
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一碗清粥踩七彩祥云Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-07 06:46:49
1. Into the Church
进教堂
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall， the hardware store， and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files， the mayor got rid of the predators， and soon th
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雨夜的世界都是你Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-04 08:53:17
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.
"Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue‘ and ‘A Love Supreme‘?" she asked.
"Well， no，" answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children.”
"Is that a record?" she inquired.……
利萬物而不爭Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-03 18:25:28
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me.
一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗，He is well-groomed and very well behaved.
它很干净很有教养，Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?
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结局缺一个人旧车离巷Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-02 02:07:12
Vacationing on the island of Oahu， we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man， obviously not with our group， approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation， we wondered. Straight-faced， he leaned toward the door and asked， "Going to
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遭人唾弃Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-09-01 22:48:15
Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town． Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb． Accordinglyhe was prepared for burial． The hearse was an old ramshacklecountry wagon． As the strange cortege moved along some old re
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谁难受Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-08-31 18:46:47
E 遇到 M 问：你低着头这是干什么啊？M 说，到现在你还没看出来我在向你求婚吗？俺错了！俺爬下低头认罪还不原谅吗？
I 遇到 J 说，你小子真不地道，处给人下绊脚。
1 遇见 K 说，小样，几天不见长犄角了，还长俩个，怎么全长在肚子上。
P 遇到 R 说：你小子拄根拐棍就敢给人开处方了。
n 见了 h 说：告诉你叫你不许投票，你小子非要投赞成票！没看见 u 在用脚投票吗？
b 遇见 d 说：怎么了？不要脸就不要脸呗，怎么屁股也长在前面？
N 对 V 说：缺条腿你正是正了，可是已经头朝下了。
Y 对 K
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暮色年華Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-08-30 12:19:30
Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man， an engineer， called to his dog， "T Square， show your stuff. " The dog trotted over to a desk， pulled out a paper and pencil， and drew a perfect triangle.
四个朋友在为谁的狗最聪明而争吵。第一个人是个工程师，他对自己的狗喊道：“T形角，使出你的本领来。”
这只狗便跑向一
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挽留那个会走的人Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-08-30 07:20:53
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads， see how the farms looked， and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子
The city man saw a farmer in his yard， holding a pig up in
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动心难舍Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-08-29 03:30:19
Once， late at night， an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor（走廊） of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room， but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more
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深交后的陌生Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-08-28 21:07:09
有个妇女去看病，为她诊治的是一名年轻的医生。检查进行了大约四分钟，她哭着跑了出去……
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ... but after 4 minutes in the examination room， she burst out， screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was， and she
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失去你清风Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-08-28 05:28:10
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic， and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.
One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said， "Apple-Six for five cents." An idea came to Bill a
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人贱无极限越贱越亮点Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-08-27 20:57:41
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it， but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything， he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . Then came his first day of school， his first day away from his grandmother's loving arm
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我不要脸捂耳听风Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-08-27 16:24:26
Q: Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China?
A: You never leave home.