予你一心温柔野兽Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-12-13 08:11:27
As a band instructor at an elementary school， I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time.
作为一个小学的乐队指挥，为了确保学生投入足够的时间练习，我要求他们上交由他们父母签字的练习单。
I had to laugh， however， when one parent wrote on her child's s
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闹一闹懂了情的浪女Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-12-11 07:55:37
A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee， Doctor， I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .
一位男子来到医生的办公室。
“医生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办？”
他问道。
"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.
“把勺子从咖啡
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大实话才动人心痛成疾Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-12-10 11:55:20
Teacher: Where does God live?
老师：上帝住哪儿？
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。
Teacher: Why do you say that?
老师：为什么这么说？
Student: Well， every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says， "God， are you still in there?"
学生：因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门
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过期恋人Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-12-08 02:54:58
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out， there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived， no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see， while he h
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坐在坟头调戏鬼孤街旧人Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-12-07 06:39:36
One day a little girl came home from school， and said to her mother， Mommy， today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed， But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way， what was it that you didn&a
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离开我Lv1 初入说偶网 2011-12-03 23:14:39
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street，" said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless， and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that
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想你几时风又吹Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-11-30 19:12:10
What Are Some Funny Physics Jokes?
有哪些搞笑的的物理学笑话？
获得198好评的回答@Matt Sutton
My favorite is: Why did the physicist's pocket vibrate? Because he left his phonon.
我最爱的一个笑话是：为什么物理学家的口袋振动？因为他把声子放口袋了。
The best one I have heard is that an
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温酒等故人深知我者久居我心Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-11-26 00:13:55
A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey， boss， I've heard your speech many times， I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off.
一个著名科学家起程去再作一个讲座。他的司机出了个主意：“老板，您的讲座我已听了这么多次了。我打赌我能作这个讲座，让您休息一个晚上。”
"sounds great，" the
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酒一杯欲戴王冠必承其重Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-11-24 18:36:08
开心一下 英语小笑话
A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him， but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat， clicked o
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你是猴子请来的逗逼么Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-11-20 06:36:37
The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm．“I want no scandal，” saidthe owner．“I'll just fire you．” The employee replied，“True，I robbed your firm of quitea tidy sum． I now have yachts，
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心锁ingLv1 初入说偶网 2011-11-18 07:04:07
Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box.
丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。
As he does so， he left his friend， "This is a tough world， so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he i
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陪她去看漫画你的眉与眼Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-11-10 02:06:27
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.
Son: Father， Can I ask you a question?
Father: Ok ask.
Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor， does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor a
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纯白时光Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-11-02 19:31:37
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation（背诵，朗诵） ， and the doctor， somewhat nettled（刺激，惹恼） ， said: Landon， you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition. Why， at your age Alexander the Great had conquere
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南城旧梦倦了Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-11-01 23:23:02
奔跑的小白兔
这则笑话应该挺多童鞋已经看过，小编以前听到的时候就觉得。。。好可怕。。。
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says， "Giraffe my friend， why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest， you&ap
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低头浅唱北城你还在Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-11-01 11:02:06
我在加利福尼亚的圣玛丽亚市（Community College in Santa Maria， Calif.）一所社区大学读书。期末考试那天……
On the day of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria， Calif.， we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks. Before class， several of us dashed o
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儒臣Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-10-31 19:10:06
"Can you tell me what fish net is made， Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？”
老师发问道。
“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”
小女孩回答道。
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孤僻似困兽你在天南Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-10-31 09:02:34
一名新警察与老警察开着警车第一次出去巡逻……
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled do
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问谁相伴Lv1 初入说偶网 2011-10-31 08:25:57
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night， she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥，她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。一个万圣节夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戏服，躲在树后，准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。
When her husband came by， she jump
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与我安Lv1 初入说偶网 2011-10-28 00:59:31
One day， the father lets eight year-old son send a letter，有一天，父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信，the son took the letter ，儿子已经拿着信跑了
the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。
After the son comes back， the father asks him:
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机场等一艘船Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-10-27 18:00:19
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer．“No，ma’am， we haven't had any for a while， and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon．” Horrified，the manager came runningover to the customer and said，“Of course， we'll have somesoon， We placed an order last week．” Then
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