伸刀插心里Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-06-21 01:08:33
Half or Five Tenths?
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully， and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
半个还是十分之五
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漂泊渡头Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-06-20 15:46:25
A dog owner claimed that his pet， when given money， would go to the news stall to buy a paper. his friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - the dog trotted off， but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
一位养狗人宣称：要是给了爱犬钱，它便会到卖报亭买份报纸来。他的朋友坚持要来个演示，并给了
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囍Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-06-20 13:29:21
Peter joined the army when he was eighteen， and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.
One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting， and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the
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黏在你心Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-06-19 04:09:33
Comparison
Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). So I don’t get the highest marks in the class， do you get the highest salary in the office?
比较
杰弗里对爸爸说（爸爸正在看儿子地成绩单）：我在班里没有拿到最高的成绩，那你在单位里拿到最高的薪水了吗？
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瘾男想拥你Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-06-15 22:33:30
A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:"Serve me， quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."
Not like the way he talked， the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy， it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody， and grandson of so
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暖心不过醉酒Lv5 初入说偶网 2011-06-12 22:50:54
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe， it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one， " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied， "I will， if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't，" the other two
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