• 读点笑话学英语:你活不成了

     高于岑楼Lv8 初入说偶网 2015-03-26 01:20:38

    Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

    一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。

    "Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.”

    你丈夫病得很重,”医生说,“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一,一日三餐,要营养美味。第二,给他一个轻松的环境,不要抱怨。第三,每天都对他倾注炽热的爱。”

    On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

    在驱车回家的路上,丈夫问道:“医生说了什么?”

    "I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.”

    很遗憾,“你活不成了。”

    【注释】

    (1) gravely adv.特别严重地

    (2) physician n.医生

    (3) motion v.以动作或手示意

    (4) ensure v.保证

    (5) survival n.生存

    (6) stress-free adj.没有压力的

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