OLD TEACHERS never die， they just lose their class

OLD TELEpHONES never die， they just stop ringing

OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die， they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropy

OLD TIRE TUBES never die， they just get punctured

OLD TRASH never dies， they just bury it

OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die， they just lose their identities

OLD TROMBONISTS never die - they just slide away...

OLD TRUCK DRIVERS never die; they just get a new peterbilt

OLD TV SHOWS never die， they just get rerun on Nickelodeon

OLD TV SOAp STARS never die， they become pathetic

OLD GOAL UMpIRES never die， they just get flagged down -- umpires as in Australian Rules Football

OLD USENETTERS never die， they just become unresponsive

OLD VACATIONERS never die， they just don‘t come back

OLD VIOLINISTS never die - they just become unstrung.

OLD VOICEMAIL SYSTEMS never die， they just stop answering