A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn， a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）， a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）， a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest， You must be single.”

"Why， do You mean because I buy so little food?”

"No， because You′re so goddamn ugly...”