Mother asked her little boy， Darling， what did the teacher teach you today?

Nothing， Mum， answered the son proundly， instead， she asked me how much one plus two was， and I told her three.

母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？

儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。